Food-Eating Battle Monkeys

[zotz]

feiblepint is a Brain-Eating Pirate Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.9 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat feiblepint, enter your name:

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[sheepthief.livejournal.com]

Isn't it strange.

I've just gotten over the laughing.

Here we are, a group of highly intelligent people, and what are we doing? We're pitting Jozafiend the Haggis-Eating Ninja Monkey against Arsebiscuit the Beef-Eating Pirate Monkey.

Now I ask you - is it any wonder the world is as fucked up as it is?

[zotz]

If only we could persuade the world's leaders to take out their frustrations this way . . .

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

dubya is a Pizza-Eating Proboscis Monkey with a Battle Rating of 3.9

[zotz]

Like we needed a computer to tell us this?

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

It's more precise that way ;)

[zotz]

Saddam is a Toast-Eating Attack Monkey with a Battle Rating of 6.9.

Tony is a Tripe-Eating Skeleton Monkey with a Battle Rating of 3.3.

dubya is a Pizza-Eating Proboscis Monkey with a Battle Rating of 3.9

So it looks like Saddam's going down - but not by much.

[zotz]

Chirac, incidentally, is a Man-Eating Killer Monkey with a Battle Rating of 8.5.

[jinty]

Apparently, Granny (a Brain-Eating Death Monkey) can beat them all and your feiblepint too. Courtesy of badasstronaut...