I was intrigued by one of the pop-up ads which had no pictures and solely said something like Visit the most irritating website in the world! Click here! I didn't click on it, but I did google it and ended up here (http://www.thebrainstrust.co.uk/) of all places.
Here we are, a group of highly intelligent people, and what are we doing? We're pitting Jozafiend the Haggis-Eating Ninja Monkey against Arsebiscuit the Beef-Eating Pirate Monkey.
Now I ask you - is it any wonder the world is as fucked up as it is?
It took a few minutes. What we really need to do is crack the site to find their algorithm, of course. Then we could build the perfect attack monkey, and the world wold be ours . . .
One approach would be that if you just keep adding "spam" on the end, you'll get a high score eventually... e.g., "spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam" is a 9.2.
Typical. Gilligan, my Man-Eating Assassin Monkey (battle rating 9.7) is still second-banana, at best. I'm going to have to go abuse a bunch of graduate students to make myself feel better.
I'm not sure. I haven't seen it since I was about ten years old, at which point I thought it was high cultural fare. It did waste a couple of actors who had done some pretty good work elsewhere (notably Jim Backus, who, in addition to loads of stage work, once featured in a film called (sit down for this) "Zotz!"). I don't think it was ever designed to be more than escapist drivel, and on that level it succeeds marvelously.
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Date: 2003-03-27 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-03-27 07:14 am (UTC)That's a bit better I suppose.
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Date: 2003-03-27 08:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 08:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 11:08 am (UTC)I was intrigued by one of the pop-up ads which had no pictures and solely said something like
Visit the most irritating website in the world!
Click here!
I didn't click on it, but I did google it and ended up here (http://www.thebrainstrust.co.uk/) of all places.
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Date: 2003-03-27 05:17 am (UTC)I've just gotten over the laughing.
Here we are, a group of highly intelligent people, and what are we doing? We're pitting Jozafiend the Haggis-Eating Ninja Monkey against Arsebiscuit the Beef-Eating Pirate Monkey.
Now I ask you - is it any wonder the world is as fucked up as it is?
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Date: 2003-03-27 05:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 05:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 05:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 05:36 am (UTC)Tony is a Tripe-Eating Skeleton Monkey with a Battle Rating of 3.3.
dubya is a Pizza-Eating Proboscis Monkey with a Battle Rating of 3.9
So it looks like Saddam's going down - but not by much.
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Date: 2003-03-27 06:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-28 04:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 06:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 06:26 am (UTC)(and managed to come up with three scoring 0.0 on the way)
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Date: 2003-03-27 06:29 am (UTC)It took a few minutes. What we really need to do is crack the site to find their algorithm, of course. Then we could build the perfect attack monkey, and the world wold be ours . . .
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Date: 2003-03-27 06:53 am (UTC)Incidentally, Denny is a sausage-eating surrender monkey with a Battle Rating of 0.0
...figures.
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Date: 2003-03-27 07:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 07:07 am (UTC)*grins*
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Date: 2003-03-27 07:38 am (UTC)E.
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Date: 2003-03-27 08:30 am (UTC)shiny!
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Date: 2003-03-27 08:29 am (UTC)One approach would be that if you just keep adding "spam" on the end, you'll get a high score eventually... e.g., "spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam" is a 9.2.
Also, "i need crack" is a 9.3
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Date: 2003-03-27 07:10 am (UTC)Very feeble, but I kind of like it.
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Date: 2003-03-27 07:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 11:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-28 02:47 pm (UTC)Indeed.
And I just thought you should know that one of my lot just got a Haggis-Eating Fez Monkey.
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Date: 2003-03-27 08:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-27 08:18 am (UTC)Is it as bad as people generally imply?
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Date: 2003-03-27 08:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-02 02:51 am (UTC)the
Brain-Eating Death Monkey
Battle Rating : 10.0
(I found him in someone else's journal)