Half a percent

Some of you may remember that a while back my good, terrific, most excellent friend nickys ran a quick (but legally binding) LJ poll to confirm that I am indeed All Sweetness And Light™.

I have some bad news. Entirely against her will, some miscreant has sabotaged her survey. I know it's hard to believe that anyone could find it in themselves to rig as important a thing as a Livejournal poll, but I can provide proof. It's here, and if you go to the bottom of that page you will see a suspicious series of suspiciously suspicious and similar-looking LJ handles all voting identically. I suspect these of in fact being aliases of one single person, subverting this exercise for their own nefarious purposes. Who this might be I obviously have no notion of, and nor would I be prepared to traduce this doubtless well-meaning individual if I did.

Naturally, I could mobilise my own army of loyal sockpuppets in my defence, but I think truth, justice and the way of Sweetness And Light™ should triumph. If you haven't voted in this poll - or, indeed, if you have but didn't vote Yes and are willing to reconsider - then the voting booth can be found here.

Bless you, my children. You will be rewarded in the next life. Or in the next pub, if you're sufficiently helpful.