LJ Bio.

[zotz]

. . . has been updated for the new year. Last year's, for the record, was :

Ah well. Another year under my belt (and it shows), and another year down the path to EmbitteredOldGitdom. Still, it could be worse - I could be dead in a box. So for the benefit of those of you who haven't met me, I'm an unattractive overweight atheist with no sense of humour, living in the Fens with two pet goths and a genome project for company. By day I meddle with Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, Nor Woman Neither. By night I gather my friends together and make them listen to Things Nobody Should Ever Have To Hear.

Comments

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

:-))

[yehoshua.livejournal.com]

I had some trouble decyphering the acronyms/initialisations you used on the new bio. Let me know if this comes close: Never Sucked Own Head, Goes Crazy Horny, Do Gooder, White Lesbian Tootsie Mama.

No? :)

[swisstone.livejournal.com]

Graham, I applaud your generosity in letting out your bio space to those who, unlike yourself, don't have adorable goth chicks following them around. Who is it, BTW?

[nickys.livejournal.com]

> unattractive overweight atheist with no sense of humour

Whose bio was this?

Or is it another of those five lies about you?
Okay, so atheist is true.

> GCH, DG

gas central heating and double garage?

[zotz]

Double Glazing.

[karmicnull.livejournal.com]

Call me a materialist, but after 5 long years spent huddled round a calor gas stove in a bognor lakeside trailer park (after replying to a sketchily read personals ad that lured me in cunningly with a wide-angle photo of a beer fridge) I have to rate your updated bio as highly desirable.

[nickys.livejournal.com]

Well, close...

By the way, do you have current contact details for Lara? My emails to her seem to be vanishing into the void - either her address has changed or there's a firewall doing weird stuff...

[zotz]

She's just been away for a week or so. Have you not getting replies for longer than that?

[nickys.livejournal.com]

I haven't had any mail from her for several months (May 2002 was the last one I can find in my inbox).
Admittedly most emails I send don't actually require a reply - they are often along the lines of "I'll be at the pub on this date, mail me if you're interested in meeting there." or "cute pictures of the kids can be found here".

I mailed her on the 3rd about Mairi's birthday and haven't heard anything back from her about that. I'm a bit worried because Mairi will be disappointed if her godparents don't turn up.
I guess if she was away all last week she's probably still sorting through a huge backlog of mail. The address I have is the worldhq one. Is that still valid?

[zotz]

She has a worldhq address? I know Seth does, but I've only ever mailed her at work.

[nickys.livejournal.com]

Well, as I said, I haven't had any replies from that address since last May, so possibly not...

Checking my address book I can also find a luna address and an accesscomputing one. Are either of those currently valid?

[zotz]

I'd try the accesscomputing one. It works for me.

[nickys.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

I'm an unattractive overweight atheist

You're an atheist. You know very well (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=lark_ascending&itemid=66322) what I think about the rest of that sentence :)

[kiaransalyn.livejournal.com]

The old understated modesty trick, hey? :)

Kenny the Cockerel would be proud of you.