Enlightenment regained

[zotz]

Thank you, my children. Truth, justice, sweetness and light have been restored. I am most touched by your devotion and esteem.

Well, I'm most touched by the devotion and esteem of most of you, anyway. I see there are a few cynical doubters, still, but I am sure that events will cause them to reconsider their opinions. The suggestion that I myself might have placed those votes to garner further support is, of course, nothing short of scandalous. And certainly untrue. Were I not such a kind and forgiving person I might be taking legal action against the person (myself) who suggested this possibility to me. I am just very lucky that I am not a suspicious and vindictive man.

Comments

[kixie.livejournal.com]

Hey, I chose "maybe", but you're not convincing with the whole cat murder thing, you know!

[zotz]

I'm not advocating cat murder. Phil and Caligula are the bloodthirsty carnivores in the flat.

[kixie.livejournal.com]

Yet you were the one suggesting (surely then advocating it?) cat murder!

And hey, cats don't have much a choice about their eating patterns. Phil is another matter, of course.

[zotz]

I was merely commenting that a poll provides no proof. If Phil were actually desirous enough of knowing, he'd have to use a different test.

[kixie.livejournal.com]

Yet you still chose a test that would involve killing the animal, rather than something less invasive and/or serious!

THIS MAN IS GUILTY, Your honour, of being suspiciously NOT all sweetness and light!

[zotz]

The only way of meauring sweetness is by taste. You can assess sugar concentrations, but it's not the same.

[kixie.livejournal.com]

"Sweet" does not need to be taken literally, BioBoy!

And I'm not licking or eating you or the cat. I may be a horrible carnivore, but I draw the line at cannibalism.