So. A question:

[zotz]

Which five lies would you find it most amusing to tell somebody who didn't know me? They don't have to be mere lies - they can be slanders or libels if you prefer. And you don't have to stop at five, either, if you don't want to.

NB: Do tell me if you actually use these. I wouldn't want to accidentally deny them to someone you'd fooled. I shall forever regret correcting someone who'd come to the conclusion that my friend Tom and I were brothers.

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5. A glass of J₂O, which is the fruit-juice-and-sugar equivalent of crack. Try a bottle of it when out if you don't believe me.