So. A question:

[zotz]

Which five lies would you find it most amusing to tell somebody who didn't know me? They don't have to be mere lies - they can be slanders or libels if you prefer. And you don't have to stop at five, either, if you don't want to.

NB: Do tell me if you actually use these. I wouldn't want to accidentally deny them to someone you'd fooled. I shall forever regret correcting someone who'd come to the conclusion that my friend Tom and I were brothers.

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Re: Ah.

[venta.livejournal.com]

*boggle*

I can't believe a gentleman of your calibre and antecedents isn't familiar with this delicacy.

I like 'em. They sell 'em in pubs. In the Elsinore, even.

(I was requested to stop encouraging people to eat them after dmh had a near-death experience in the Els.)

Re: Ah.

[zotz]

I don't know which to be more surprised by - that you advance the near-death line during advocacy, or that you nearly killed Dave H and there was a demand that you not repeat it.