Best anagram *ever*

[zotz]

Thanks to seventorches for passing this on to me.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of
America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

. . . is an anagram of . . .

I, George W. Bush, an evil Republican fascist, used God to
inflict pain on the world, end life, facilitate death, create militant
jihad rebels, and to let youths die for nothing.

Some people have too much time on their hands.

Comments

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

cat 1 | tr A-Z a-z | tr -cd a-z | perl -pe 's/\C/$& ."\n" /eg' | sort | uniq -c > 1c

Yes, it is indeed an anagram! Fantastic!

[purplerabbits.livejournal.com]

This faintly bothers me

[lovingboth]

Because he didn't do the case conversion in the Perl? :)

[sleepycinderell.livejournal.com]

That is fantastic. Dreadful, but fantastic.

[johnnyrandom.livejournal.com]

Wahey! Gonna pass that on...

[naturalbornkaos.livejournal.com]

Stunning anagram work there.

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

I once spent the best part of an afternoon trying to come up with a good anagram for Michael Portillo. Bloody impossible, even if you include his middle names (Denzil Xavier).

[zotz]

Helical lip motor?

[naturalbornkaos.livejournal.com]

Phallic Room Lite?
Apricot Molehill?
Clitoral Hemp Oil?

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Aye, I think Phallic Room Lite was the best I ended up with. Funny, but not all that satirical.

(It was inspired by the revelation on HIGNFY that 'Virginia Bottomley' was an anagram of 'I'm an evil Tory bigot'.)

[colicub.livejournal.com]

Robin Cook = O Cor, I Bonk!

A bit out of date now, but still funny.

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Cecil Parkinson = Lock penis in car.

[ophiuchus.livejournal.com]

A cool, limp Hitler

[luckylove.livejournal.com]

I love that.

Must pass it on.

[seventorches.livejournal.com]

you forgot the link

http://www.anagrammy.com/winners/2005#sep

[zotz]

True.

"If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world." =
And if a man tries to rationalize force to conduct wars, it shows us he is George Bush.

Ouch. That's harsh.

[thehumanstomach.livejournal.com]

I still like Cecil Parkinson = Arse lickin ponce