Heed the pigeon of religion and ignore the dove of love.

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Phil is now aware of the practice of kitten-huffing. Caligula is no longer safe. Perhaps this is just as well - at his current rate of growth, the kitten is expected to form a black hole by gravitational collapse early in 2017. By 2015, unless we have launched him off the Earth, we'll have to launch the Earth off him instead.

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And exponentially!