Heed the pigeon of religion and ignore the dove of love.

[zotz]

Phil is now aware of the practice of kitten-huffing. Caligula is no longer safe. Perhaps this is just as well - at his current rate of growth, the kitten is expected to form a black hole by gravitational collapse early in 2017. By 2015, unless we have launched him off the Earth, we'll have to launch the Earth off him instead.

Comments

[joexnz.livejournal.com]

i take it all back, you are indeed a very bad man

[zotz]

Nonsense! My mission is purely educational.

[littlemsmortis.livejournal.com]

We want some pictures.

[shermarama]

No, I'm going to ask. Kitten-huffing?

[zotz]

Kitten-huffing.

Or, for a longer explanation, try here.

[grendelis.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

...and that led me to rediscover this antidepressant.

[zotz]

Yes. The idea that UFOs and spy planes are actually powered by buttered-cat arrays goes back a fair way, but as far as I know only Fox News has ever claimed to have proof.

[decomposingsoul.livejournal.com]

But he's so little!

[fizzyboot.livejournal.com]

But growing very quickly!

[zotz]

And exponentially!

I cam not a kitten-huffer!

[fizzyboot.livejournal.com]

I would like to make it plain that I am not, nor have I ever been, a kitten-huffer, and any reports to the contrary are merely malicious rumours spread about by people with a grudge against me, such as kittens I've huffed.