Oops.

[zotz]

I guess there must be a story behind this. I'm not entirely sure I want to hear it.

Smiles so far today=34.

Comments

[sheepthief.livejournal.com]

You'll see that all over the place with the sub-title "yes it was a woman driver", which infuriates me.

I like this one: http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/m-p/missiledrop1.jpg

[zotz]

The look on the driver's face as it tipped must have been priceless.

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

OK, the first few acronyms I can parse; DG confuses me, OHTblah leaves me lost... and, 'would like to meet Getting Started Guide for Gran Turismo and Obscene Bookeeping'?

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

OHT(M) - Own Hair and Teeth (Mostly)

[zotz]

Very good.

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Ah, 'house and car'?

[zotz]

Yup. All my mystery is disappearing . . .

[purplerabbits.livejournal.com]

Drugs good? group sex girls for good times and other business?

[kiaransalyn.livejournal.com]

No wonder they can't find Weapons of Muppet Destruction.

TLA's

[kiaransalyn.livejournal.com]

DG - dodgy Goth
NSOH - Nightly sexual Olympics, honest!
OHT(M)H&C - open heart torture (mine)hopeful and caring
WLTM - willing to learn massage
GSG - gives satisifaction, guaranteed
4GT&OB - four giant trilobites and overweight badgers

Re: TLA's

[zotz]

I told you not to mention the badgers. I don't mind people knowing about the trilobites, but the badgers were supposed to be secret.

Re: TLA's

[kiaransalyn.livejournal.com]

I thought in our agreement I was to have monthly access to the badgers? Since, it's been over a year now and I've been badgerless I thought it time to air our unwashed laundry in public.

You'll be hearing from my solicitors. I have rights too you know.

Re: TLA's

[zotz]

You'd better be careful or you won't get to play with the trilobotes either.

Re: TLA's

[kiaransalyn.livejournal.com]

Ah! In that case, I'll be quiet.

Re: TLA's

[zotz]

Good.

I'm sure we can negotiate some sort of . . . arrangement.

Re: TLA's

[kiaransalyn.livejournal.com]

Pah! Trust me to get the chafing trilobite.

Re: TLA's

[zotz]

You got the fluffy badger, though.

Re: TLA's

[fellcat.livejournal.com]

NSOH is No Sense Of Humour.

[sibelian.livejournal.com]

Maybe it dropped its keys and is looking for them.

[funkyplaid.livejournal.com]

Now that's something you don't see every day.

It's an Israeli Merkava. Maybe God had something to do with it.

[zotz]

An expensive mistake on someone's part. Those barrels must be stronger than they look, though.

[vyvyan.livejournal.com]

I know a chap, a former squaddie, who once regaled me with the story of the time he rolled a tank. Rather alarmingly, he told me this while giving me a lift in his car.

[zotz]

If I'd rolled a tank, I'd do exactly that at every opportunity.

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

*smiles*
Hello - was pointlessly surfing as woke up too early today and can't face chores before going to work, had strange and sudden urge to discover who else had swearing like a trooper down as an interest. Found you and funny picture of tank - the latter has made it all worthwhile. ;)

[zotz]

Glad to hear it. I got the swearing interest from zbyszek, obviously, although as I remember I swore a little even before we'd met.

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

Aha, I found zybszek too - didn't clock your connection. Maybe it's contagious. Swearing that is, not having a LJ name starting with Z, although maybe that too.

[grendelis.livejournal.com]

It's sniffing for water, yeah? Oh, *oh*, poor hedgepig. ;)