Half a percent

Nicky Hoogstraten has apparently been arrested in Zimbabwe, where of course he went to live after his unfortunate but well-deserved run-in with the British establishment (small business of having his goons kill someone, in case you weren't paying attention). Apparently over 20 billion Zimbabwean dollars were found at his house, which translates into about 87p 300 thousand quid.

Mr Hoogstraten's own deranged ravings can be found here.