My DJ name

[zotz]

I'm mainly including this because of the afternoon at work when Min was asking me what my "DJ name" was, and not taking "errr . . . Graham, i suppose" for an answer. My quest for a ridiculousfunky handle is over, though, thanks to the lads and lasses of http://www.6ts.info/djname.html, who have come to answer my prayers.



(NB - sometimes, but not always, a different name comes by putting different bits under "First" and "Last" names)

My DJ name (s) is/are :

Graham : DJ Tweaker Twiddler
Graham Clark : DJ Baffled Sound
Graham Clarke : DJ Slip Mat
Graham Troy Clark : The Bandwidth Hog
Graham Troy Clarke : JD Dyslexia
Graham Crippen Clark : DJ Skinny Beeotch
Graham Crippen Clarke : DJ Yo Muther
Graham C : DJ Project Ho
Graham C : DJ Juicy Jugs
Graham T : The Pusher
Graham T : DJ Punani
Clark : The Gimp

And finally, not forgetting -

Graeme Troy Clark : Darth Crossfader


Ayethangew.

Comments

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Darth Crossfader? That's GREAT!

Word up,
DJ Joshy B

[ex-wendles389.livejournal.com]

My sentiments exactly :)

DJ Mothership AKA The Guzzler

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

...and the actual web page gives me "DJ Nipple Nibbler."

[ex-wendles389.livejournal.com]

goodness. looking at the full list below, I reckon that some of these should be made into t-shirts...

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

DJ He Whore. Yeah baby yeah :)

[sheepthief.livejournal.com]

Better than mine - DJ Dildo.

[tisiphone.livejournal.com]

a clear match for mine - dj pervert. :>

[velvetfox.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? I think mine matches more closely:

luv
DJ Quim

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

DJ Baffled Sound?
I like.

E.
x

[zoo-music-girl.livejournal.com]

That's my favourite too. I have visions of Graham looking bewildered being the decks. ;)

[zotz]

Happens all too frequently, I'm afraid.

[zotz]

I may have to persuade my most usual associates to become DJ Blank Look and DJ Puzzled Shrug.

[darkstones.livejournal.com]

I got DJ Boner and DJ Gay Boy - what are they trying to say?

[ant-girl.livejournal.com]

I got DJ Distortion if I use Joanna, and DJ Fisted for Jo. I think I prefer the former...

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

Viewing source, the full list of names is:

"DJ Kicking Off", "MC Spoilt B'stard", "The Aftertoucher","DJ Baffled Sound", "The Bandwidth Hog", "DJ Buck Fit", "DJ Bitch Ho", "DJ Skinny Beeotch", "DJ Slip Mat", "JD Dyslexia", "Fuzzy Logic", "DJ Scratch n' Whiff", "DJ Yo Muther", "DJ Small Penis", "DJ Whack One Out", "DJ Twiddle Tweaker", "DJ Breaker Faker", "DJ Chillage", "Buffer the Ampire", "DJ Distortion", "DJ Pants","Critical Distance", "Missed Cue", "DJ Fade Out", "DJ Manfat", "The Equalizer", "Backstage Passage", "DJ Who ate all the pies", "DJ Salad Tosser", "DJ Jam Flava", "DJ He Whore", "DJ Well Hung", "Decca Tree Boy", "DJ Needle Fluff", "DJ Fumping Choons", "The Larger", "DJ Gay Boy", "DJ Piss-off", "DJ Mothership", "Ibifa Ho", "DJ Muncher", "The Enforcer", "The Scribbler", "DJ Nipple Nibbler", "DJ Fistful", "The Gimp", "DJ Wax ' Whine", "DJ Bollocks", "DJ Tweaker Twiddler", "DJ Scratch ' Sniff", "DJ Biscuit", "DJ Juicy Jugs", "The Knocker", "The Crack", "The Carpet Muncher", "DJ Fairy Cup", "DJ Mirkin", "DJ Quim", "The Double Garage", "DJ Muff", "DJ Pervert", "DJ Bad Muther", "The Cheese Spreader", "DJ Phat Git", "DJ Project Ho", "DJ One-Eye", "The Servant", "The Squealing Piglet", "The Pusher", "Fly Honey", "Freak Boy", "The Pimp", "DJ Dildo", "The Shirt Lifter", "DJ Stains", "Scratch My Arse", "DJ Fucker", "DJ Backdoor", "DJ Fisted", "DJ Skank Bitch Twat", "Tone Def", "DJ Punani", "The Guzzler", "DJ Fly Honey", "The Bagpuss", "DJ Beeotch", "DJ Boner", "Darth Crossfader", "DJ Class A", "DJ Chase Me", "The Compressor"

[zotz]

I don't know about DJ Small Penis, but I believe there is or was a respected practitioner called DJ Tiny Penis.