I went to a different Sunday-evening pub than the usual, and heard a couple of strange and vaguely disturbing things.
Firstly, a folk version of (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction rewritten as (I Can't Get No) Sex in Bolton.
Secondly, a passing comment about being in demand. Yes, in that sense.
Eh? You wot?
Fuck it. I'm leaving anyway. I will never understand this town or its inhabitants.
Addendum : Thanks to
hirez for pointing out this fantastic article : http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/2003/03/rauch.htm.
Firstly, a folk version of (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction rewritten as (I Can't Get No) Sex in Bolton.
Secondly, a passing comment about being in demand. Yes, in that sense.
Eh? You wot?
Fuck it. I'm leaving anyway. I will never understand this town or its inhabitants.
Addendum : Thanks to