The plural of epididymis is epididymides.

[zotz]

But is the plural of "Elvis" Elvides, Elvii, Elves, or Elvoi? (None of the above, apparently, which is a shame as I rather like the sound of Elvoi. Ah well)

Anyway, have a pointless meme - as you can see, I am indeed all sweetness and light :

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I gave inulro a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I gave wechsler a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I bought porn for gnomatron (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (1061 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, Zotz

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(Err . . . it's alright inulro, I can explain everything . . . )

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, viridiris (-5000 points). Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I put money in fizzyboot's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole devilgate's purse (30 points). In June I gave lproven a kidney (1000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-3964 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, Zotz

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