A humble apology taken from yesterday's Daily Record:

[zotz]

APOLOGY

THE Daily Record profoundly regrets yesterday's decision to publish a picture of Margaret Thatcher touring Peter Stringfellow's lap-dancing bar without fully explaining that she'd no intention of performing. Please pour yourself a stiff drink, think of a comforting place from your childhood and try to get some sleep

Thanks to akicif for finding it on their site.

Comments

[original-aj.livejournal.com]

This:

was up as a caption competition - the best I've seen was "Yes I've fucked a few minors in my time too."

[blackworx.livejournal.com]

fnar!

[fellcat.livejournal.com]

Yes I've fucked a few minors in my time too.

Given that I live in Durham I really shouldn't have laughed so much at that.

[fellcat.livejournal.com]

Which article is that from BTW?