A humble apology taken from yesterday's Daily Record:

[zotz]

APOLOGY

THE Daily Record profoundly regrets yesterday's decision to publish a picture of Margaret Thatcher touring Peter Stringfellow's lap-dancing bar without fully explaining that she'd no intention of performing. Please pour yourself a stiff drink, think of a comforting place from your childhood and try to get some sleep

Thanks to akicif for finding it on their site.

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Over here with the mental floss, if you'd be so kind.