A student must die.

[zotz]

He's left the room with his phone left in his coat poclet. It's got that frog ringtone. He dies or the phone does. I haven't decided which yet.

Comments

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

Embrace the power of AND.

[nisaba.livejournal.com]

In the time it took you to write this post, you could have thrown the phone out of the nearest window.

Who said frogs can't fly?

[inulro.livejournal.com]

Quite. All in the interests of science, of course.

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

More specifically: Impel the phone down his throat so hard it comes out of his arse. Sideways.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Smash the phone and then put it carefully back in the coat pocket (ideally leaving no trace of the phone-smashing outside of the pocket.

Attempt to keep a straight face when he returns, puts his coat on, and leaves.

[zotz]

There's one major problem here - this room has no windows.

[zotz]

Tempting. very tempting.

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

That's Ok you can smash both phone and student's head against the wall :-)

[randomchris.livejournal.com]

The obvious: answer the phone.

Failing that, move it to the corridor outside, and let natural selection take its course as it gets moved further and further from its starting point. Or possibly goes on a random walk.

[http://users.livejournal.com/puzzle_/]

Kill them all!

Oh and is it just me or if that frog's cock just ever so slightly disturbing!

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

Open up the phone and place a small piece of paper across the battery contacts, then replace.

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

For extra points, write "fuck you asshole" on the piece of paper.

[dmh.livejournal.com]

Don't take it out on the phone, it's not the phones fault.

[aca.livejournal.com]

When previously working in an open plan office I seriously considered a mobile phone sin bin. A small, correctly sized, faraday cage which, when the phone is dropped inside, cuts it off from it's base station and renders the office tranquilly quiet once more.

As an alternative turn the phone off and leave this on their monitor.

[zotz]

answer the phone

The direct approach. Might work, yes.

[zotz]

The idea that you've noticed the frog having a cock is certainly quite disturbing.

[zotz]

That had actually occurred to me as well.

Thanks for the notice. May come in very handy.

[fellcat.livejournal.com]

The last time I saw a Jamster ad in the TV paper, they were proudly describing the frog as the most annoying tone! and seemed to be using its annoyingness as a selling point. I despair of human nature.

[zotz]

Bleeding-heart bloody liberals. The phone had it coming. Begging for it, it was.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

I regularly did this to unattended mobile phones.
Co-workers would cringe in the "uh-oh, I am not getting involved here" way when I roamed the office searching for the phone we were all being annoyed by.

[zotz]

Very cunning.

[aca.livejournal.com]

It is, allegedly, his belly button. I have my doubts.

[aca.livejournal.com]

The creature was originally entitled "Annoying Thing" and was just an entry in some German artist's CGI portfolio. He, it would seem, is doing quite well out of our suffering now.

http://www.turboforce3d.com/annoying/

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's why they've got it blocked out before the watershed now on some channels. Because bellybuttons are offensive.

[aca.livejournal.com]

I think it's fair enough. If you don't want the phone with you, turn it off. Leaving it there diturbing other people is just rude.