Wipers and rulers.

[zotz]

Other points of interest include noticing on the way to Ikea that some kind person had pulled the rear wiper off the car. As a townie, I feel compelled to say Bloody gownies. Should all be horsewhipped. After all, the likelihood is that it was a drunken student, and if everyone else can make bigoted slurs (which apparently they can), then why can't I?

In better news (and thank you, yehoshua, for pointing this out), Kinky Friedman is considering running for the Texan governorship.