Arnie.

I remember reading a review of a program about California some years ago, which included the line "It is, of course, no great trick to go to California and come back with film of the locals behaving like chimps fitted with gold cards. The question is why. Is it genetic? Is it something in the water?"

Email delays.

If anyone's trying to mail me . . . be aware that my mail is insanely delayed at the mo. I'm not ignoring, you honest. Well, I'm not ignoring all of you, anyway.